The Easter bunny has commanded us as follows:
- Thou shalt not open on Good Friday, for it is a day of quiet reflection.
- Thou shall open gladly on Easter Saturday to bring joy unto the shoppers;
- Thou shalt not open on Easter Sunday for there may be the eating of many Easter eggs;
- Thou shalt not open on Easter Monday; instead, thy shall take up thy walking boots to high plains or Derbyshire or somewhere;
- Thou shall open again on Tuesday.
(After Christian satirist Adrian Plass. With apologies to Christians, other religions, athiets and anyone, really.) Our opening times are here.)
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