Thursday, 28 March 2013

Easter opening times

The Easter bunny has commanded us as follows:

- Thou shalt not open on Good Friday, for it is a day of quiet reflection.

- Thou shall open gladly on Easter Saturday to bring joy unto the shoppers;

- Thou shalt not open on Easter Sunday for there may be the eating of many Easter eggs;

- Thou shalt not open on Easter Monday; instead, thy shall take up thy walking boots to high plains or Derbyshire or somewhere;

- Thou shall open again on Tuesday.

(After Christian satirist Adrian Plass. With apologies to Christians, other religions, athiets and anyone, really.) Our opening times are here.)

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